Twisted Twenty-Six by Janet Evanovich (English) Paperback Book

Description: Twisted Twenty-Six by Janet Evanovich This isnt just another case. This is family.How far will Stephanie Plum go to protect the one person who means the most to her? The stakes have never been higher in this #1 New York Times bestseller from Janet Evanovich.Grandma Mazur has decided to get married again - this time to a local gangster named Jimmy Rosolli. If Stephanie has her doubts about this marriage, she doesnt have to worry for long, because the groom drops dead of a heart attack 45 minutes after saying, "I do." A sad day for Grandma Mazur turns into something far more dangerous when Jimmys former "business partners" are convinced that his new widow is keeping the keys to a financial windfall all to herself. But the one thing these wise guys didnt count on was the widows bounty hunter granddaughter, wholl do anything to save her. FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Author Biography Over the course of the last 25 years, Janet Evanovich has written a staggering 23 #1 New York Times bestsellers in the Stephanie Plum series. In addition to the Plum novels, Janet has co-written the New York Times bestselling series, Fox and OHare novels (including The Big Kahuna with Peter Evanovich), the Knight and Moon novels, the Lizzy and Diesel series, the Alexandra Barnaby novels, and coauthor of a graphic novel, Troublemaker, with her daughter, Alex. Excerpt from Book CHAPTER ONE Some men enter a womans life and screw it up forever. Jimmy Rosolli did this to my Grandma Mazur. Not forever, but for an afternoon last week when he married her in the casino at Atlantis and dropped dead forty-five minutes later. So far as I know, the trip to the Bahamas was a last-minute decision, and the marriage was even more unplanned. I guess they were just a couple of wild-and-crazy seniors having a moment. My name is Stephanie Plum. Im five seven with shoulder-length brown hair that curls whether I want it to or not. Ive inherited a good metabolism from my mothers Hungarian side of the family, so I can eat cheeseburgers and HSagen-Dazs and still button my jeans. The hair and a bunch of rude hand gestures I get from my fathers Italian ancestry. I work for my cousin Vinnie as a bail bonds enforcement agent. Its a crappy job, but its not as bad as my present job of escorting Grandma to Jimmys viewing at Stivas funeral home. "What do you think of my outfit?" Grandma asked. "I got a black dress for the funeral, but its not my best color, so I thought Id lighten things up for the viewing. Its going to be a doozy. All the bigwigs from the mob and the K of C will be there." Grandma was wearing a simple pale green dress that made her complexion look like shed been embalmed right along with Jimmy. Grandma was in her mid-seventies and didnt look a day over ninety. She had the posture and energy of a twenty-year-old marine, but gravity had taken its toll. She carried slack skin over lean muscle and spindle bone and was in many respects the human version of a soup chicken. The day before her ill-fated trip with Jimmy Rosolli shed decided to shake things up at the hair salon and had gone with a short punk cut and flame red hair. If you knew Grandma you wouldnt be surprised at this, and in fact, I thought it suited her. "I saw the Queen of England wearing a dress just like this," Grandma said. "She had a hat on that matched the dress, but I couldnt find one of those." Grandma came to live with my parents when Grandpa Mazur ate his last pork chop, sucked in the last drag on his Marlboro, and went to heaven to keep his eye on Jesus. Its been a bunch of years now. So far, my father hasnt killed Grandma-only because we took his guns away and we never leave sharp knives lying out in the open. My parents live in Trenton, New Jersey, in a small two-story house in a pleasant lower middle-class neighborhood called the Burg. My mom has always been a homemaker. My dad is retired from the post office. "Its too bad your mother is in bed with a bad back," Grandma said to me. "Its not every day that her stepfather is laid to rest." "He was only her stepfather for forty-five minutes," I said. "Still, this is an important occasion for me. I get to stand at the head of the casket and be the grieving widow. Theres lots of women out there who would kill to be Jimmys widow." I had doubts about the source of my mothers back pain. She self-diagnosed on Google and was self-medicating with bourbon. I was pretty sure the pain had more to do with my grandmother being my mothers worst nightmare than with my mother having a potentially herniated disk. "We better get a move on," Grandma said. "I dont want to be late. They said I could get a private viewing before they let all the other people in. Youre lucky to come along with me on account of you get to go to the private viewing, too." I was escorting Grandma because my mother had threatened to never again make another pineapple upside-down cake if I didnt stick to Grandma like glue. Then she sweetened the deal with the promise of lifetime unlimited laundry service, which included folding and ironing. Stiva Details ISBN0399180214 Author Janet Evanovich Year 2020 ISBN-10 0399180214 ISBN-13 9780399180217 Format Paperback Pages 320 Series Stephanie Plum Language English Series Number 26 Country of Publication United States AU Release Date 2020-09-08 NZ Release Date 2020-09-08 US Release Date 2020-09-08 Publication Date 2020-09-08 UK Release Date 2020-09-08 Publisher Penguin Putnam Inc Imprint G P Putnams Sons DEWEY 813.54 Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. 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