The SPORTS Hat - Cap for fans of Sports inspired by Norm Macdonald

Description: The SPORTS Hatby Luso Finally, a hat for real sports fans...and fake ones too.For the true sports fan:Are you a diehard sports fanatic that follows multiple sports, teams, and players? Do you spend more time watching ESPN than you do actually working? Do you set your alarm based on your fantasy sports lineup and waiver-wire timelines? This hat is for you! Now you can show the world just how much you love sports. Why waste your time with all those unnecessarily specific hats that only show your support for one particular team playing one particular sport? That's bush league and a huge waste of money. You could save hundreds of dollars with The SPORTS Hat. Here are just a few examples of sports that this hat covers:FootballBaseballBasketballHockeySoccerLacrosseTennisVolleyballTrack & FieldAt this point, you be wondering if The SPORTS Hat is too good to be true and you might even be asking yourself: “Self, but what about all of those borderline sports that some people consider hobbies?”YES! The SPORTS Hat also covers:GolfBilliardsDartsAnd hundreds of other sports-like activities!But wait there’s more! The SPORTS Hat is also for fans of new and non-mainstream sports like Slamball, Ultimate Frisbee, and everyone’s favorite: Long Distance Angry Cat Hurling.When your puzzled friends ask you "What's up with your hat?" You can correctly reply "What? I'm a sports fan, I thought the hat made that pretty clear. Oh, you only root for one team?" (eye-roll) For the non-sports person: Do you not know the difference between foosball, futebol, and football? Are you the kind of person that knows what FDA, EPA, and FDIC stand for but not what RBI, ERA, or OPI mean? Would you rather watch TV coverage of a political candidate than a playoff contender? This hat is for you too! A simple, easy to install, one size fits most normally-shaped heads, money-saving device that can instantly bond you with even the most dedicated sportsmen and help protect you from their ridicule. We’ve all seen sports hooligans beat up fans of their arch rivals. That’s because they made the mistake of buying a cheap hat that only has one specific team on it but The SPORTS Hat isn’t exclusive enough for that kind of hate. The SPORTS Hat is all about bringing people together.You might be a consummate amateur when it comes to the world’s great pastimes, but with The Sports Hat, no one has to know. Product Specifications 47% cotton / 25% polyester / 28% nylonMesh backStructured, mid-profile, six-panel3-1/2" crownPermacurv visorGenuine Snapback adjustable plastic tab rear closureOne sizeEmbroidered in the USAFREE SHIPPING IN THE USA!

Price: 19.95 USD

Location: Flagstaff, Arizona

End Time: 2024-08-04T20:34:00.000Z

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