JOURNAL OF BEST PRACTICES: A Memoir of Marriage, Asperger Syndrome, and One Man'

Description: JOURNAL OF BEST PRACTICES by David Finch, FINCH DAVID The warm and hilarious "New York Times"-bestselling memoir by a man diagnosedwith Aspergers syndrome who sets out to save his marriage. FORMAT Paperback LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Publisher Description *A New York Times Bestseller* A warm and hilarious memoir by a man diagnosed with Asperger syndrome who sets out to save his relationship. Five years after David Finch married Kristen, the love of his life, they learned that he has Asperger syndrome. The diagnosis explained Davids ever-growing list of quirks and compulsions, but it didnt make him any easier to live with. Determined to change, David set out to understand Asperger syndrome and learn to be a better husband with an endearing zeal. His methods for improving his marriage involve excessive note-taking, performance reviews, and most of all, the Journal of Best Practices: a collection of hundreds of maxims and hard-won epiphanies, including "Dont change the radio station when shes singing along" and "Apologies do not count when you shout them." David transforms himself from the worlds most trying husband to the husband who tries the hardest. He becomes the husband hed always meant to be. Filled with humor and wisdom, The Journal of Best Practices is a candid story of ruthless self-improvement, a unique window into living with an autism spectrum condition, and proof that a true heart is the key to happy marriage. Author Biography David Finch grew up on a farm in northern Illinois and attended the University of Miami, where he studied Music Engineering Technology. In 2008 he was diagnosed with Aspergers syndrome. His essay, "Somewhere Inside, a Path to Empathy" appeared in The New York Times and became the basis for this book. David lives in northern Illinois with his wife Kristen and two children and is still a total nerd. Review "As a science writer whos written about the psychology of love and affection, I was struck by the clarity and honesty that illuminate this work. Finch provides a clear and unflinching look at the ways that this disorder leaves a person struggling to navigate through the complexities of our "neurotypical" social world. But he tells his story with humor, affection for others, and without self-pity. In his deep desire to be a good husband, a better father, a decent human being who connects with and care for others, Finch tells a universal tale, a fulfilling and even inspiring story of the difference that love - genuinely giving love - can make in our daily lives." --Deborah Blum, author of The Poisoners Handbook"In relating his story, Finch is compellingly honest, a trait that works well with his self-deprecating humor. [His] ability to put his experiences on paper will no doubt help more people--and families--understand [Aspergers disorder]. " --Publishers Weekly"In this funny, endearing, lesson-packed memoir, Finch shows what a couple can accomplish with acceptance, forbearance, determination and love." -- More Magazine Review Quote "What makes the book compelling is how funny Mr. Finch is about himself. Hes great company." --The New York Times Excerpt from Book Introduction Do all that you can to be worthy of her love. I was thirty years old and had been married five years when I learned that I have Asperger syndrome, a relatively mild form of autism. My wife, Kristen, a speech therapist and autism expert, brought it to my attention one evening after harboring suspicions for years. Receiving such a diagnosis as an adult might seem shocking and unsettling. It wasnt. Eye-opening, yes. Life-changing, yes. But not distressing in the least. Strangely, it was rather empowering to discover that I had this particular condition. In fact, the diagnosis ultimately changed my life for the better. I received the news the day before my niece was born. I remember this not because Im a wonderful uncle but because she was born on March 14, 2008, which is well-known among my fellow nerds in the math and science communities as "Pi Day" because pi, the ratio of a circles circumference to its diameter, is equal to 3.14. Also 3 + 14 + 2 + 0 + 8 totals 27, which is divisible by 3, and I love numbers that are divisible by 3, particularly numbers whose digits sum to 27, of which 3 is the cube root. (Are you starting to see why Kristen had her suspicions?) The day had been chaotic but really nothing out of the ordinary for two young working parents. Kristen was in the kitchen, trying to put it back in some kind of order, and I was upstairs saying good night to our kids. After walking with our ten-month-old son, Parker, in little circles around his dark room and whispering the lyrics of an Eric Clapton song until he fell asleep, I cuddled with our daughter, Emily, until her restless two-year-old squirming subsided and her breathing slowed and deepened. I crept out, whispering "I love you," the words all but dissolving into the whir of her electric fan. As I descended into the warm amber glow that bathed the first floor of our house, I could hear the hum of the dishwasher in the kitchen and the soft clunk of toys being put away in the playroom. Something was up; the house was never so tranquil right after the kids went to bed. Usually, the television was on, the kitchen was a disaster, and books and toys were scattered everywhere. I expected to find Kristen in her usual spot: sitting on the couch among stacks of paper and thick binders, her laptop resting on her legs as she feverishly prepared for the next days work. But everything was different that night. In the kitchen, my dinner was cooling on the clean counter, and I felt an unusual sense of peace as I prepared for my evening routine. At eight thirty each night, after the kids have been put to bed, I circle the first floor, counterclockwise, starting in the kitchen, where I check to see if the patio door is locked. Then its back to the kitchen, where I usually wander around in circles until Kristen asks me what Im doing. But that night, before I began, Kristen approached me by the refrigerator in her pajamas and wrapped me in a tight hug. "Oh," I said, surprised. "Hello there." I couldnt remember the last time she had given me a hug for no particular reason. I hesitated for a moment, trying to play it cool, then squeezed her close. "Hi," she said into my chest. Her blond hair darkened to a shade of honey and shimmered lightly in the dimness. "Do you want some pizza?" she asked. "Yeah, thanks for making it." "Sure," she said. "When youre ready, why dont you bring it down to the basement?" Without letting go, she looked up at me and smiled. "Theres something I want to show you." "Okay, Ill be right down." Understanding the importance of my routines, she playfully patted my butt and headed down to her office in the basement. Stunned by this rare and remarkable display of affection, I completed my rounds. I proceeded through the dining room and living room, then it was on to the foyer, where I always take a few moments to stare out the front window, visually lining up the neighbors rooftops (the alignment is the same every time, which is so gratifying it makes my shoulders relax, and for a moment my head is clear, my thoughts organized). As usual, I took note of which lights were on. I dont normally shut them off, I just like to check in and see how theyre doing. Dining room light on, piano lamp not on, foyer not on, hallway on, kitchen off (thats kind of rare . . . how bout it, kitchen?), oven hood on . I grabbed my pizza from the counter, swiped a Pepsi from the fridge, and made my way down the loud, clunky steps to Kristens office in our basement, where she was sitting in front of her computer. She turned and beamed at me. "Sit here," she said, pointing to the empty chair beside her. I had no idea what was going on, but there was pizza involved, and for the first time in weeks, Id made her smile. Whatever it is, Im in. "Ready to get down to business?" she asked in a tone that seemed to suggest that I was. I laughed. "Wets get down to bwass tacks!" "Huh?" She looked thoroughly confused. "Its from Blazing Saddles . Im ready." Embarrassed and disappointed that my movie reference tanked, I shoved my hands under my legs and swiveled back and forth in my chair. "All right," she said. "Im going to ask you a list of questions, and you just have to answer honestly." She must have realized that she was setting herself up by telling me to answer honestly. I tend to be verbose when people ask me to talk about myself; some would even say exhausting. I have no filter to limit my discourse to relevant things, and that puts people off. When I am invited to speak about myself, often what comes forth is the verbal equivalent of a volcanic eruption, spewing molten mind magma in every direction. "I mean, you dont have to deliberate each question," she said, backpedaling. "I dont need big, long answers, just honest ones." "Got it." She began: "Do you tend to get so absorbed by your special interests that you forget or ignore everything else? Just answer yes, no, or sometimes." "Special interests?" "You know," she said, "things like practicing your saxophone for four hours a day, or when you wrote scenes at the Second City and I hardly ever saw you . . ." "Oh, well, sure," I said. We both laughed. "I mean, doesnt everybody get into stuff?" "No," she replied, marking down my answer. "Many people can do something they enjoy and not let it consume their whole life so they forget to pay bills, or put on shoes, or check in on their family from time to time." "Well. Thats their problem if they dont have the intellectual capacity to engage constructively with an activity." "Next one: Is your sense of humor different from the mainstream or considered odd?" I reflected back on the moment thirty seconds earlier, when I had cracked myself up by throwing my head back and bellowing what would be for most people a forgettable line from a Mel Brooks movie. Then I recalled going to a Victorias Secret store fifteen years earlier with my friend Greg and convincing the salesclerk that my girlfriend was shaped exactly like me, just so that I could quickly try on some lingerie against store policy (apparently) and give Greg a good laugh. That joke had been a success. But then I remembered the time in junior high when I glued a rubber chicken head to a T-shirt and wrote LETS GET SERIOUS across the chest in permanent marker, only to be told at school that Id have to wear something more appropriate. That time nobody had laughed. Finally, I recalled going to dinner with a customer a year earlier and taking a series of dirty jokes so far that he abruptly stopped laughing and asked what was wrong with me. "Put me down for a yes," I concluded. "Do you often talk about your special interests whether others seem interested or not?" she asked. Her smile was answer enough, and I assumed that, like me, she was thinking of all the times in which Id waxed lyrical about having perfected the art of using public toilets. "Yes." What else is there to talk about? On and on it went, for over 150 questions. "Do you take an interest in, and remember, details that others do not seem to notice? Do you notice patterns in things all the time? Do you need periods of contemplation?" All emphatically answered yes, with a follow-up, "This is fun!" "Do you tend to get so stuck on details that you miss the overall picture? Do you get very tired after socializing and need to regenerate alone? Do people comment on your unusual mannerisms and habits?" Absolutely! I found the questions rather amusing until we came to a section so personally revealing that it pulled the air from my lungs and made me forget how to blink. "Does it feel vitally important to be left undisturbed when focusing on your special interests?" she asked. " Vitally is the key here." "Yes. You know how--" "I know," Kristen said, interrupting. "Before doing something or going somewhere, do you need to have a picture in your mind of whats going to happen so as to be able to prepare yourself mentally first?" This question seems rather insightful. "O-oh my God," I stammered. "Yeah, thats totally me." "Do you prefer to wear the same clothes and eat the same food every day? Do you become intensely frustrated if an activity that is important to you gets interrupted? Do you have strong attachments to certain favorite objects?" "Those are all yes." "I know. Do you have c Details ISBN1439189749 Author FINCH DAVID Short Title JOURNAL OF BEST PRACTICES Publisher Scribner Book Company Language English ISBN-10 1439189749 ISBN-13 9781439189740 Media Book Format Paperback DEWEY B Birth 1977 Year 2012 Publication Date 2012-10-09 Subtitle A Memoir of Marriage, Asperger Syndrome, and One Mans Quest to Be a Better Husband Imprint Scribner Book Company Country of Publication United States AU Release Date 2012-10-09 NZ Release Date 2012-10-09 US Release Date 2012-10-09 UK Release Date 2012-10-09 Pages 240 Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:45095330;

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