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Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman HARDCOVER 2022 by Melis...

Description: FASTSHIPPING HASSLEFREERETURNS SECUREPAYMENT EXCELLENTSERVICE Description If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait ’til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE…things that will make you laugh out loud…and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future.The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying…or as she’d say, “embellishing.” Her motto was: “Why let the truth ruin a good story?”This book contains some of those stories.*****************“When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did.”— Jimmy Hoffa“If you thought Dante’s Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me; it’s a five-alarmer.”— Dante’s second wife, Allie “Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book.”— Sybil“The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!”— Annie Sullivan“The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier.”— Matthew 2:14The Jets. 7“Lies My Mother Told Me is the feel-good book of 2022.”— Torquemada“All’s not well that ends well. I’ve had massages with happier endings.”— Wm. Shakespeare“Melissa, I don’t care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs.”— Mamie Eisenhower“Lies My Mother Told Me is so funny even those ‘woke’ m***********s will laugh.”— Lenny Bruce Publisher ‏ : ‎ Post Hill Press  Language ‏ : ‎ English Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 272 pages ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1642937401 ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1642937404 Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 13.7 ounces Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.5 x 0.71 x 8.25 inches SHIPPING Shipping All items fast! The majority of orders are shipped using USPS Priority Mail and UPS Ground if requested. There is an option at checkout to add a Signature of Delivery for extra security & peace of mind. This means you need to sign for your parcel. If you are not home, the courier will take it to your local post office for collection. We also offer expedited shipments upon request, we will quote the shipment and let you know of the estimated cost. 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Price: 23.5 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2024-10-23T17:16:07.000Z

Shipping Cost: 5.99 USD

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Lies My Mother Told Me: Tall Tales from a Short Woman HARDCOVER 2022 by Melis...

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Restocking Fee: No

Return shipping will be paid by: Seller

All returns accepted: Returns Accepted

Item must be returned within: 30 Days

Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)

Original Language: English

Unit Quantity: 1

ISBN: 1642937401

Book Title: Lies My Mother Told Me : Tall Tales from a Short Woman

Number of Pages: 272 Pages

Language: English

Publisher: Post Hill Press

Publication Year: 2022

Topic: Topic / Celebrity & Popular Culture, Entertainment & Performing Arts, Form / Essays

Item Height: 1 in

Genre: Biography & Autobiography, Humor

Item Weight: 14.7 Oz

Item Length: 8.2 in

Author: Melissa Rivers

Item Width: 5.5 in

Format: Hardcover

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