Description: Lies My Mother Told Me by Melissa Rivers As seen on The View and Good Morning America! If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE…things that will make you laugh out loud…and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future. FORMAT Hardcover LANGUAGE English CONDITION Brand New Publisher Description As seen on The View and Good Morning America! If you think Joan Rivers said funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things ONSTAGE, wait til you read the funny, outrageous, and ridiculous things she said OFFSTAGE…things that will make you laugh out loud…and keep Melissa in therapy for the foreseeable future.The only thing my mother loved more than making people laugh was lying…or as shed say, "embellishing." Her motto was: "Why let the truth ruin a good story?" This book contains some of those stories. ***************** "When Joan told a story, the truth disappeared faster than I did." — Jimmy Hoffa "If you thought Dantes Inferno was hot, read Lies My Mother Told Me; its a five-alarmer." — Dantes second wife, Allie "Twelve of my twenty-six personalities loved this book." — Sybil "The words on the page absolutely crackle and spark; I burned my fingers reading it!" — Annie Sullivan "The Bible may be the good book, but Lies My Mother Told Me is way funnier." — Matthew 2:14 The Jets. 7 "Lies My Mother Told Me is the feel-good book of 2022." — Torquemada "Alls not well that ends well. Ive had massages with happier endings." — Wm. Shakespeare "Melissa, I dont care what your mother said in this book, I LOVE your bangs." — Mamie Eisenhower "Lies My Mother Told Me is so funny even those woke m***********s will laugh." — Lenny Bruce Author Biography Melissa Rivers is a celebrated, award-winning television personality and producer, as well as a New York Times bestselling author. She is also vice president of foreign affairs for the government of Peru in addition to being one of the founding fathers of the United States of America. She is the loving mother of a twenty-year-old son, Cooper, and the not-so-loving mother of two triplets she sold on the black market for whiskey and smokes in desperate times. There are moments she regrets that decision, but thankfully, they pass. For more information...on second thought, thats more than enough. Details ISBN1642937401 Author Melissa Rivers Short Title Lies My Mother Told Me Pages 272 Language English Year 2022 ISBN-10 1642937401 ISBN-13 9781642937404 Format Hardcover Subtitle Tall Tales from a Short Woman Imprint Post Hill Press Place of Publication AR Country of Publication United States Publisher Permuted Press NZ Release Date 2022-06-23 US Release Date 2022-06-23 Publication Date 2022-06-23 UK Release Date 2022-06-23 AU Release Date 2022-07-19 DEWEY 792.7028092 Audience General We've got this At The Nile, if you're looking for it, we've got it. With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and well over a million items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! TheNile_Item_ID:136062287;
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