GIANT MICROBES-KNEE REPLACEMENT-Stuffed Plush Cartilage Surgery Medical Science

Description: GIANT MICROBESKNEE REPLACEMENT If you've ever visited our booth at one of our major national conferences, then you might have met one of our powerful, secret weapons, made possible Thanks to the miracle of modern medicine and science, the KNEE REPLACEMENT. No, not MY knees...they are still factory originals. However, our dear friend has had both of her knees replaced, allowing her to share the heavy duty jobs with me, as we try to preserve my wife's fragile back condition, all while driving me nuts, much to the delight of our customers, my wife, and occasionally, even me. So, Thank You Science, Thank You Technology, Thank You medical research and advances, and most of all,THANK YOU CAROL!!!(Oh yeah, and her surgical team.) All new materials ONLY Stuffed with Polyester Fibers (The Giant Microbe, NOT CAROL!) Approximately 3 1/2" wide, 2" thick, and 7 1/2" tall (Again, NOT CAROL!) Each Giant Microbes KNEE REPLACEMENT tag contains an image of a replaced knee (but, NOT ONE OF CAROL'S!), as well as educational (and FUN!) information inside! (Very much like CAROL!) Giant Microbes--USUALLY a million times actual size!For anyone with a healthy sense of humor! (ESPECIALLY CAROL...or I'm in big trouble!) A NOTE ABOUT GIANT MICROBES: We carry almost the complete line of Giant Microbes products (including many retired designs) and have since the company first began. It is going to take a while for us to get them all up and listed on here but we ARE working on it. In the meantime...if you need any that we haven't listed on here yet, if you want other ones for the "SPECIAL DEAL" below, or just a few for our regular multi-item savings (but can't find them yet), feel free to write and ask about our prices and availability. Yes, we usually have plenty! SPECIAL SALE!!! (Actually, our everyday multi-item sale price!) Whenever you purchase ANY 6 Regular or XL size Giant Microbes products (among others) you can get a 7th one FREE...including postage! The rules are easy to follow. After deciding on and paying for the first 6, just send us a note (through ebay) with which one you prefer as your gift. The first 6 need to be paid for at the same time or close enough (like within the hour, not spread out over a few days...we ship daily), with all being mailed to the same address so they can all be packed together in the same mailer. INTERNATIONAL BUYERS MUST USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND MAKE A SINGLE PAYMENT OR WE CAN'T HONOR THIS OFFER!!! The free one MUST be priced equal to or less than the lowest price one paid for. You can mix and match quantities from any of our listings that carry this offer (7 of one style or all different...doesn't matter to us!). Any listings selling pairs, sets, or multiple items already, count as single purchases. If you pay for the 7th one, you can still get ANOTHER one for free, but we will NOT send a refund for the 7th! Once shipped, you will STILL be entitled to our usual multi-item postage refund, based on the weight of the package and the cost to mail it. Please write with any questions BEFORE you purchase, especially if you want one (or more) which we haven't listed yet. Simple enough? IMPORTANT: When these are sent to us from Giant Microbes, depending on the quantity of our order, sometimes they are individually bagged and sometimes they are bulk bagged but NOT individually. When we mail yours out, each WILL be safely wrapped inside either a factory-sealed bag or a new plastic shopping bag to help protect it from the elements as it travels to you. As these are filled with polyester fibers, it can and will probably be packed tightly for shipping so if it appears a little "squished" when it arrives, it may just need to be shaken and "fluffed" upon removal from its mailing box. PLEASE, for the safety of your new friend, do NOT cut or puncture the box with any sharp objects! These are original, fully licensed designs that I am selling for $17.95 each which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S. You can combine this with other items that I am selling to receive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflects my savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on the total weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, but are responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.

Price: 17.95 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2024-01-05T05:54:36.000Z

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